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๐ฆ๐จ๐ปFELIZ NAVIDADDY ๐จ๐ป๐
๐ฆ๐งโ๐โ๏ธARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED โ๏ธ ๐today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING ๐ฉ and encourage his second ๐ฆ ๐งโ๐prepare to be FILLED ๐ฉ with holiday cheer๐ youโve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ but get ready to REARRANGE HER ๐คถ๐ฝ๐ตโ๐ซ UNDER THE MANGER ๐ช๐๐
santaโs got a BIG ๐ฎ SWEET ๐ญSTICKY ๐ง๐ฏ CANDY CANE ๐ฌto put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town ๐๏ธ but heโs also PENETRATING ๐๐ผ๐๐ผthe CHIMNEY ๐ณ๏ธ ๐จ and CUMMING ON ME โ๏ธ so donโt come a KNOCKIN ๐คฐ๐ปif the sleighs a ROCKIN ๐ท๐ฉ if youโve got the cookie ๐ช๐
santaโs got the MILK ๐ผ๐ฆ and santa is HUNG ๐โผ๏ธlike the ornaments โผ๏ธon your tree ๐โSO ASK YOURSELF โwill you be TOPPING ๐๐๐ผyour tree this year or BOTTOMING? ๐ ๐๐ผ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐
to receive a WHITE ๐ผ๐ฆ christmas ๐ฉ๐งโ๐ if you donโt get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back get ready for santaโs ๐
๐ชจROCK HARD๐ชจ๐
coal ๐ตโ๐ซ
( ........................................... :) )
( ........................................... :) )
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๐ฆ๐จ๐ปFELIZ NAVIDADDY ๐จ๐ป๐
๐ฆ๐งโ๐โ๏ธARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED โ๏ธ ๐today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING ๐ฉ and encourage his second ๐ฆ ๐งโ๐prepare to be FILLED ๐ฉ with holiday cheer๐ youโve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ but get ready to REARRANGE HER ๐คถ๐ฝ๐ตโ๐ซ UNDER THE MANGER ๐ช๐๐
santaโs got a BIG ๐ฎ SWEET ๐ญSTICKY ๐ง๐ฏ CANDY CANE ๐ฌto put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town ๐๏ธ but heโs also PENETRATING ๐๐ผ๐๐ผthe CHIMNEY ๐ณ๏ธ ๐จ and CUMMING ON ME โ๏ธ so donโt come a KNOCKIN ๐คฐ๐ปif the sleighs a ROCKIN ๐ท๐ฉ if youโve got the cookie ๐ช๐
santaโs got the MILK ๐ผ๐ฆ and santa is HUNG ๐โผ๏ธlike the ornaments โผ๏ธon your tree ๐โSO ASK YOURSELF โwill you be TOPPING ๐๐๐ผyour tree this year or BOTTOMING? ๐ ๐๐ผ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐
to receive a WHITE ๐ผ๐ฆ christmas ๐ฉ๐งโ๐ if you donโt get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back get ready for santaโs ๐
๐ชจROCK HARD๐ชจ๐
coal ๐ตโ๐ซ
[ sorry yuwon ]
[ sorry yuwon ]
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๐ฆ๐จ๐ปFELIZ NAVIDADDY ๐จ๐ป๐
๐ฆ๐งโ๐โ๏ธARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED โ๏ธ ๐today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING ๐ฉ and encourage his second ๐ฆ ๐งโ๐prepare to be FILLED ๐ฉ with holiday cheer๐ youโve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ but get ready to REARRANGE HER ๐คถ๐ฝ๐ตโ๐ซ UNDER THE MANGER ๐ช๐๐
santaโs got a BIG ๐ฎ SWEET ๐ญSTICKY ๐ง๐ฏ CANDY CANE ๐ฌto put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town ๐๏ธ but heโs also PENETRATING ๐๐ผ๐๐ผthe CHIMNEY ๐ณ๏ธ ๐จ and CUMMING ON ME โ๏ธ so donโt come a KNOCKIN ๐คฐ๐ปif the sleighs a ROCKIN ๐ท๐ฉ if youโve got the cookie ๐ช๐
santaโs got the MILK ๐ผ๐ฆ and santa is HUNG ๐โผ๏ธlike the ornaments โผ๏ธon your tree ๐โSO ASK YOURSELF โwill you be TOPPING ๐๐๐ผyour tree this year or BOTTOMING? ๐ ๐๐ผ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐
to receive a WHITE ๐ผ๐ฆ christmas ๐ฉ๐งโ๐ if you donโt get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back get ready for santaโs ๐
๐ชจROCK HARD๐ชจ๐
coal ๐ตโ๐ซ
[ he's not sorry tho ]
[ he's not sorry tho ]
[ at first he thinks this is another spam-adjacent advertisement, but instead, when he tries to disregard or block, he realizes the username is one he knows...
kafka... ]
You should be careful of what you ask for.
[ even if he in fact doesn't actually know what that is in this case... ]
kafka... ]
You should be careful of what you ask for.
[ even if he in fact doesn't actually know what that is in this case... ]
[ On Christmas morning, a drone visits your character's dorm room and drops a package by their door. Once they touch the package, a chip will interact with their implant and a message will be projected into their vision:
Dear Yuwon,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find mini egg cooker. Word of his eggscapedes seems to have gotten out. ]
Dear Yuwon,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find mini egg cooker. Word of his eggscapedes seems to have gotten out. ]
[ on christmas morning, yuwon will find a small box of interestingly shaped gingerbread cookies with a note attached:
Merry Christmas, Yuwon. — St. Nick. ]
Merry Christmas, Yuwon. — St. Nick. ]
You don't know that.
People could take you seriously. [ listen, he doesn't know how when the message was ... that unhinged, but he feels it's worth noting. there's probably someone out there who'd take it at face value...
just like he's here seriously discussing it. ]
People could take you seriously. [ listen, he doesn't know how when the message was ... that unhinged, but he feels it's worth noting. there's probably someone out there who'd take it at face value...
just like he's here seriously discussing it. ]
[ Yuwon will find a small packet in front of his doorstep. Inside are several sits of comfy socks in different earthly colours. There's a note:
To Yuwon-san,
Merry Christmas.
That capsule toy was not what I was looking for but thanks anyway.
- Fushiguro ]
To Yuwon-san,
Merry Christmas.
That capsule toy was not what I was looking for but thanks anyway.
- Fushiguro ]
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