๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ปFELIZ NAVIDADDY ๐จ๐ป๐ ๐ฆ๐งโ๐โ๏ธARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED โ๏ธ ๐today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING ๐ฉ and encourage his second ๐ฆ ๐งโ๐prepare to be FILLED ๐ฉ with holiday cheer๐ youโve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ but get ready to REARRANGE HER ๐คถ๐ฝ๐ตโ๐ซ UNDER THE MANGER ๐ช๐๐ santaโs got a BIG ๐ฎ SWEET ๐ญSTICKY ๐ง๐ฏ CANDY CANE ๐ฌto put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town ๐๏ธ but heโs also PENETRATING ๐๐ผ๐๐ผthe CHIMNEY ๐ณ๏ธ ๐จ and CUMMING ON ME โ๏ธ so donโt come a KNOCKIN ๐คฐ๐ปif the sleighs a ROCKIN ๐ท๐ฉ if youโve got the cookie ๐ช๐ santaโs got the MILK ๐ผ๐ฆ and santa is HUNG ๐โผ๏ธlike the ornaments โผ๏ธon your tree ๐โSO ASK YOURSELF โwill you be TOPPING ๐๐๐ผyour tree this year or BOTTOMING? ๐ ๐๐ผ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ to receive a WHITE ๐ผ๐ฆ christmas ๐ฉ๐งโ๐ if you donโt get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back get ready for santaโs ๐ ๐ชจROCK HARD๐ชจ๐ coal ๐ตโ๐ซ
[ at first he thinks this is another spam-adjacent advertisement, but instead, when he tries to disregard or block, he realizes the username is one he knows...
kafka... ]
You should be careful of what you ask for.
[ even if he in fact doesn't actually know what that is in this case... ]
People could take you seriously. [ listen, he doesn't know how when the message was ... that unhinged, but he feels it's worth noting. there's probably someone out there who'd take it at face value...
Nervous and feeling bad are two different things. [ citation needed. ]
Isn't it because it's all over the place? Not everyone knows what Santa or elves are. [ honestly, he's not even sure if people of the tower would understand. ] ... and ten people is ten people too many.
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kafka... ]
You should be careful of what you ask for.
[ even if he in fact doesn't actually know what that is in this case... ]
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Scared for me? I'm a little touched, Yuwon.
I didn't think I was asking for anything dangerous, though.
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People could take you seriously. [ listen, he doesn't know how when the message was ... that unhinged, but he feels it's worth noting. there's probably someone out there who'd take it at face value...
just like he's here seriously discussing it. ]
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What do you think I'm asking for, exactly?
( the veeery scary thing that she should be careful over? )
I could be serious about it, depending.
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Are you treating me like I wouldn't know? Or did you just want me to say it?
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I enjoy hearing what other people have to say, that's all.
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But, your spam aside, did you get what you wanted?
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Sort of. I've gotten funny enough responses to have made it worth it. Not enough people are keen to send it to others, though. I wonder why?
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Isn't it because it's all over the place? Not everyone knows what Santa or elves are. [ honestly, he's not even sure if people of the tower would understand. ] ... and ten people is ten people too many.